1. You must answer every question without lying ONCE.
2. At the end, you must tag not one, not two, not three, but FOUR people.
3. Those people you tag must either be sent a note or you have to give them a comment on their page saying "You've been tagged!"
4. At the bottom of the questions, you must answer the very last one (before the one that asks who you tag) with, "I do solemnly swear that I have confessed the truth in all the above questions." Or else you epic!phailed the whole THING!


1) Tell us a little bit about yourself. Gender, age, hobbies?
Female, twenty-two, reading, writing, drawing, being lazy (is laziness considered a hobby or just an aspect of your personality?), and is capable of sporadic mood swings.

2) Now let's get a little deeper! Do you have a secret crush?
Yeah! ...With a bunch of fiction-lised people; males and females.

3) Do you prefer men, women, both, or neither?
- Men, though now I am forced to come to the conclusion that I am beginning to swing on both sides of the fence. If you're smart, then you'll easily deduce what it is that I've just finished stating/implying. If not, then you are a poorly educated moron.

4) Are you one of those people who believe the forwarded messages that spam your inbox?
I admit I was stupid enough to believe it this one time... But now I know better. So yeah.

5) WHY are you best friends with your best friend?
Could be many reasons. For example we converse well (usually), and we kill each others' boredom demons by either random conversation or via roleplay sessions. But above anything else, it's likely that I share many commonalities with them, and they're interesting--in short, they amuse me, so they are my friends. Enough said, yes?

6) Do you like where you are in life? Where you're going, where you've been?
At the moment? No, I don't. I'm trying, actually trying to get a job so that I won't be the only one other than my Dad who's not working (and our monthly income is none of your fucking business, thank you very much). As for where I'm going and where I've been, that is nobody's business but my own and those it may involve.

7) Is there anything you'd like to accomplish before you go?
I want to fulfill at least one of my life-long dreams: to work for a globally renowned gaming coperation, like Square Enix or Capcom. I realize how much ambition--and perhaps skill and dedication--you need to accomplish this goal, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it come to fruition.

8) How strict are your parents? The annoying kind of strict, or too loose?
I wouldn't say their kind of strict is annoying, per se. More like... over-protective, if a tad paranoid on many things and people.

9) Siblings? If so, how many and do you like them at ALL? If not, do you feel lucky?
I have four siblings; two sisters, two brothers. I feel offended--off-handed--at this inquiry. Of-fucking-course I like them, maybe unconsciously love them, but I wouldn't admit to it. I feel pretty lucky that not all of my siblings are selfish, egomaniacal ass-hats who put themselves before others, one's likeable enough, and the other two--my brothers--are the only people in my house I get along with all the time.

10) Do you have a favorite book? Or if you don't read books, maybe a magazine?
Diablo, and part of what I've read of Death Note: Another Note so far. I'm getting that when I have money. >.<' Furthermore, magazines suck. I say, "Give me manga and good horror novels, or give me a speary death." Really.

11) Favorite genre of music?
Some Country, mostly Heavy Metal/Death Metal, rock 'n' roll's alright, (some) Japanese music, and some old songs are ok to listen to.

12) Song?
It varies.

13) Artist?
Varies depending on my mood(s).

14) Water bottle company?
Why buy water when you can easily get it from your tap?

15) Video game?
Final Fantasy series, Silent Hill series, Persona series, Devil May Cry series, Disgaea I&II, Haunting Ground, Kingdom Hearts I&II, and two of the Wild Arms games.

16) 'Nuff of that! Time to roleplay! Now, you're running from the law and are running through the sewers to get to safety. You come to an intersection; one direction is water and the other is cement. You know that if you take the water route, you'll most likely be safer at the end of it, and your scent will be lost by any dogs they're using... but the thought of trudging through that is not pleasant. The cement way is longer, but at the end, a friend is waiting to slip you through a secret passage, and you're more likely to get caught. Which way do you take?
*she stared down the forked paths, quirking a brow at the audacity--and utter stupidity--of the roleplay's narrator; thankfully, having watched Myth Busters, she knew that water wouldn't mask her scent, since the canines would more likely than not be able to track her still, despite her efforts to escape.

Nodding to herself, she chose to take the cement path, hoping her friend had an alternate stragety to ensure their getaway, but secretly doubted it.*

17) Your best friend is dangling at the edge of a cliff, right next to your mother. You only have time to save one of them. Which one will you save?
I'd choose both but I would likely end up killing myself (accidently) knowing my luck, and the pile of Karma coins I've been collecting lately.

18) Your best friend confesses to you that she is madly in love with your boyfriend. What do you do?
I don't have a boyfriend. But if one of my friends confessed that she liked someone that I liked, I would let him/her have him/her, since I feel they would make them more happy than I would.

19) QUICK! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE SOVIET UNION AND NEED YOUR BANK NUMBER TO GET ENOUGH MONEY SO I CAN BUY MYSELF OUT! GIVE IT TO ME, QUICK, HURRY!!
Pfft. Hahahahahahahaha! Are you fucking serious? No. Way. In. Hell. Would. I. Save. Your. Ass. You got yourself into this situation, so you can get yourself out of it. And if you die, well... That's your problem then, isn't it?

20) Black cat crosses your path. Your reaction?
Smile and try to get it to come to me. I love cats and kittens, no matter what their color(s) are. Hell, speaking of black cats... There's a black kitten with yellow eyes that's attached to us, mainly because we feed her. My family may be superstitious but I am not. Hahaha! We had the perfect mascot for Halloween this year!

21) Is that--GASP--CHRIS BROWN??
...*shoots him*

22) Omg. Ew. Chris Brown. How could you LIKE Chris BROWN?!
Who gives two fucks about him?

23) You just encountered the love of your life kissing a different girl. How do you react?
...*quirks a brow* I don't have a 'love of my life' at the moment.

24) What do you believe is the purpose of life?
To live life to its full extent, and if you cannot find your happy medium, then live each day as though it were your last. That way when you expire, you'll have some interesting quirks to joke about in Heaven (or Hell).

25) How did you like your answers?
Eh... They're how I'd answer them. That alright with you? No? Well then, kindly hand me that surgical scapel, Master Sasori. *smiles eerily at the interrogator*

26) Tagging time!
I don't think so. If people wanna do it, then they'll do it.